THE INSULT DIET PLAN: DAY 144
Day 144: Monday, March 1, 2010: Your place setting has a shovel instead of a spoon.
The Mouse Chronicles: continued . . .
This morning dawned on a new era of mouse trapping; a tiny little baby waiting for me in the Havahart.
My wife took our daughter out to the pet store shopping for a mouse house, while I went off to shoot at the Sportman’s club, and we both met back here in time for the phenomenal U.S vs. Canada Olympic hockey game.
When I entered the basement, the baby mouse was still in the trap.
So I came upstairs to find a big new mouse house on my daughter’s bureau, with two cute little silver mice, Silver Stream and Melody Snow. There’s also a very ecstatic little girl.
So I had to take the little baby mouse down the road and out to the deep woods, where it scampered off to a brave new world.
Poor little thing.
A couple hours later, there’s another one in the trap.
So it was down the road and out to the woods again, and I should probably check the trap before I go to bed, but this is a whole new level of tree hugging, bordering on PETA mania. And me at a club hours ago, with more stuffed animals staring into space than an all-you-can-eat at the Home Town Buffet.
“Just throw some damn DeCon down and call it a day,” Doc told me, but he never had kids and just got a trapping license, so there you go. It’s like the difference betwen U.S. football and Canadian hockey. Two different schools of thought and skill levels.
At least the hockey team . . . almost . . . won. Almost. Did we scare them a little? I wonder who will drink more beer by the end of the night; winners or losers?